TALK TO THE FORUM (LIKE A PRO) 
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LEAD A TOPIC (LIKE A PRO) 
REMEMBER BIRTHDAYS (LIKE A PRO) 
TRY TO BACKSEAT MOD (LIKE A PRO) 
MY OWN PROFILE (LIKE A PRO) 
THREE WORD POSTS (LIKE A PRO) 
PROMOTE OTHER SITES (LIKE A PRO) 
REQUEST MOD STATUS (LIKE A PRO) 
GET REJECTED (LIKE A PRO) 
SWALLOW SADNESS (LIKE A PRO) 
LOG OFF THE FORUM (LIKE A PRO) 
GO ON OMEGLE (LIKE A PRO) 
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TOO MANY PENISES (LIKE A PRO) 
PIRATE A MOVIE (LIKE A PRO) 
COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT (LIKE A PRO) 
NO MORE TORRENTS (LIKE A PRO) 
POST ON 4CHAN (LIKE A PRO) 
SHITPOST ON FORUMS (LIKE A PRO) 
WRITE RAGEQUIT POST (LIKE A PRO) 
PREPARE TO HIT SEND (LIKE A PRO) 
OH FUCK MAN I CAN'T FUCKING DO IT... SHIT! 
LOG OUT (LIKE A PRO) 
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WATCH PORN ON PHONE (LIKE A PRO) 
NOTHING TO DO (LIKE A PRO) 
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GET ON THE INTERNET (LIKE A PRO) 
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DDOS TWITTER (LIKE A PRO) 
TRY TO CRASH GOOGLE (LIKE A PRO) 
NOW I'M DEAD (LIKE A PRO)